I Suck at Small Talks: Archive

Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Feb 28th

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Rude storekeeper at my local thrift store ruined it for me. She will rue the day; I’m never stepping foot in that place ever!

Feb 28th

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I’m going to go to Titanic 3D and bring little spray bottles of water and spray people during the sinking of the ship to help with the 3D experience

Feb 26th

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pizzaforpresident: Meryl Streep could play my mother and I’d believe her.

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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love me, love me: The rest of the Academy Awards: →

apriki: Most Camera Pans to Gauge Their Reactions: Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie, God Status Most Likey To Become An Alcoholic Drinking Away the Pain: Leonardo DiCaprio, Go Home Buddy Best Uggie: Uggie, Uggie I’m So Commited To Not Showing Up, I Have A Clause In My Will That Says…

Feb 26th

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Feb 26th

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Bon Iver: And I told you to be patient, and I told you to be fine. I told you to be balanced, and I told you to be kind, but now all your love is wasted. And then who the hell was I?
Death Cab: So one last touch and then you'll go and we'll pretend that it meant something so much more. But it was vile, and it was cheap and you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me. Yeah, you are beautiful but you don't mean a thing to me
Radiohead: But I can't help the feeling I could blow through the ceiling if I just turn and run. And it wears me out... It wears me out. If I could be who you wanted, if I could be who you wanted all the time... all the time.
Brand New: You are calm and reposed, let your beauty unfold. Pale white like the skin stretched over your bones, spring keeps you ever close. You are secondhand smoke, you are so fragile and thin standing trial for your sins. Holding onto yourself the best you can. You are the smell before rain, you are the blood in my veins.
Nicki Minaj: You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, you a you a stupid hoe. You a stupid hoe, yeah you a you a stupid hoe.You a stupid hoe you a you a stupid hoe. You stupid stupid, you a stupid hoe

Feb 26th

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Feb 25th

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Feb 25th

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A Gordon Ramsay Poem

gordonramsaypoetry: Holy mackerel It’s dry, the skin peels away from me I’m amazed you’re still open I feel like I’m on the Titanic I’ve never seen anything so backwards

Feb 25th

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